Age 21

I am very popular and everyone loves me. I’m a sophomore at Warren U where I am the starting quarterback for the Pumas. Yeah not too many sophomores get to say that. Playing football is my life. I will go pro. I’d love to play for any NFL team as long as they pay me. I also want a sneaker named after me.

My father is the mayor of the town of Warren PA, a suburb if Pittsburgh. It is cool to be the mayor’s son. I get away with almost anything in my town. My mom left him for some young dude. The controversy almost cost him the election. I don’t really talk to her anymore, she moved to California with her boy toy.

My best friend is also my lineman Carl Hinze. He takes dudes down on and off the field. He is a tough son of a bitch. We’ve been best bros since high school. When we get together we have some crazy shit happen. Like the time we flipped this car on its side in the school parking lot. Sometimes Carl can get out of hand but I watch out for him. He means well, but isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, he is a lineman for Christ’s sake.

I idolize Arnold Schwarzenegger. All his movie rock, and now he’s a governor. You can’t beat that. Sometimes I do bad impressions of him. I think it’s great and people always laugh. That’s all that matters. Keep the bitches laughing, that way they’re caught off guard when I shove my enormous cock in them, ha, ha, just kidding.

Everywhere I go is the place to be. I am always the center of attention. I love to party hard, but its no problem for me to drink all night and then get up at 7am and go to practice the next day. I smoke pot on special occasions, but my main vise is women. I’m definitely a ladies man. I boast on how much ass I get to all my friends. I’d pretty much fuck anything just as long that it’s got a pulse. I am the man, I can do anything. I will make the best of any situation.

Twills party is going on and I am on the hunt for some fresh high school meat. All I want is a good time, all the time. Oh I will be getting laid tonight.