I am a sophomore at the University of Vermont studding botany and plant life. My goal is to help show the world that there are many uses of marijuana in science. I am an avid pot smoker and proud of it. Some call me a hippy, but I’m not a fan of labels, besides I shower often. My girlfriend Emily also goes to school with me. We have been together for a long time, since high school. She is my partner in crime.

I grew up as an Army Brat and have moved 20 times in 14 years. I can’t even count the number of schools I have attended. Finally we were relocated to Warren PA, which is a suburb of Pittsburgh. My dad is retired now and my mom works for our local news as an editor. My father wants me to join the army and save the world. I would rather get the world high and be peaceful. I hate the armed forces, but could never tell my father that. The army was his life, more so than his family.

I like all kinds of music from classical to hip hop. I really like bands that jam. My favorite movies are Dazed and Confused, Half Baked and the first two Cheech and Chong movies. I love to have a good time anywhere I go. As long as I got my haki sack, some good buds, my van “The Beast” and my chick. That is all I need in life, well food of course. I am very passive and never raise my voice.

I used to play sports but when I was 15 I met Mr. Reefer and we been best buds since. When Emily and I come home for break we hang out with my 2 buddies Steve Rogers and Carl Hinze. They stayed with the sports thing and went Warren University to play football. They are both very good and have a shot at going pro if they can keep their heads on straight. Wait who am I kidding these guys are the biggest partiers I know.

Em and I are meeting those guys over at my brother Curtis’s house. That dude is a big old school hippie. It’s cool to see him and all…but he spends the whole time slobbing all over his girl Sandy. It’s nasty.